January 2012
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Jan 20th
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My relationship with my siblings
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Jan 20th
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November 2011
3 posts
Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
Nov 2nd
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October 2011
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Oct 28th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 21st
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an open letter to my coworker
Dear Coworker, I know that it’s your husband calling you on your desk phone. I know you think that answering with your professional greeting covers up the fact that it’s your husband calling. I know you think that answering in this manner makes me and the others around us think you are having a normal business conversation, but the way you instantly switch into a very personal and...
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life....”
– Steve Jobs
Oct 6th
September 2011
8 posts
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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1 tag
Sep 21st
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Sep 19th
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4 tags
Sep 19th
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3 tags
Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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August 2011
11 posts
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Aug 31st
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“I want to drive into the path of the hurricane. I want to see what it’s...”
– Rob’s perspective on our natural disasters from this week. I guess it’s a good thing we don’t have kids yet…
Aug 26th
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"I'm not rich. I just spend all my money on...
— LOUIS C.K., who really does. (h/t sxt)
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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“So you remember how my baby molars were all like, “Enamel is for sissies,...”
– Heather (Best. Sister. Quote. Ever.)
Aug 15th
Aug 9th
Slow clap for congress! →
Dear Congress, For your leadership, your maturity, and your inspiring ability to perform the basic duties of your job, we applaud you.
Aug 4th
Aug 4th
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July 2011
29 posts
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
Jul 27th
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Jul 23rd
The top 15 most popular Damn You Autocorrect texts... →
WARNING: Do not read at work unless you want to be looked at like a crazy person for cracking up at your desk.
Jul 22nd
Kid Cudi – Cudderisback (Ft. Vampire Weekend) →
Never get sick of this song. Heart.
Jul 22nd
Jul 21st
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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“Snape. Is he Harry’s dad? Or did he just really like Harry’s mom’s dissertation...”
– Two people who have never before seen or read Harry Potter go see “Deathly Hallows” and then try to figure out what happened. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Jul 14th
Jul 14th
“I am going to log off the nets and turn off my phone starting at 12. All I have...”
– Really, Rob? Not that hard to not check Gmail, Facebook, and, Twitter? They are your lifeblood. I am curious to see how this goes. By the way: go USA!
Jul 13th
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Jul 8th
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“I get that people cancel — no biggie. I just wish they’d call so...”
– MG
Jul 8th